Please have some fun matching the banner photo, above, with the paraphrased quotes below. I have cleared these with the professors themselves.
A. "Be optimistic, even if you are a prominent expert on the Middle East"
B. "Grades aren't everything."
C. "Work hard, Play hard."
D. "There's a fine line between camping and Biology."
E. "Come check me out in the weight room."
F. "Don't waste the money someone is spending for you to be here!"
G. "Please take my course on the Aeneid."
H. "This is why you aren't in Platteville."
Answers: 1-B, 2-A, 3-E, 4-H, 5-C, 6-G, 7-D, 8-F